Republican Supporters

Ok, now that the election is over, I feel it's about the right time for me to tell what was grinding (and still grinds) my gears about politics: Republican Supporters.

See, Republican supporters irritate me in a way no clusters of hemorrhoids ever could. The reason for this is because they don't bother to realize that Republicans:

• Cater to big oil and the rich only; 99% of the money in this country belongs to 1% of it's population. They feel that the rich should be tax-exempt, and that the middle and lower classes should have to foot the bill for whatever war they get the country into. Also, the kids of these people never go fight in a war; only poor and underprivileged people do. While they live it up, we as the poor and middle class starve.
• Feel the best way to improve military morale (and stop soldiers' constant bitching) is to praise the them in speeches, while at the same time slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
• Believe that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford medication needed to get over colds, injuries, or even to stay alive.
• Thinks that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even want in the first place, and that America is the only real country on Earth. Republicans are typically the first ones to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment.

Exhibit A:



What Republicans do in their spare time

Typically, Republican supporters are Bible thumpers; they act like they've never committed a sin, and are very much afraid of minorities, gays, and especially change. Oops, I said the "C" word! The scary thing is that some of the dumbasses who choose the Republican way of thinking are of the middle class, like me and most likely you, and believe whatever a Republican politician tells them about Democratic and/or Independent candidates, even when evidence appears and disproves what they say. This is especially true in Jesusland, where they don't read, have 3 or less teeth and hate niggers (both regular and sand), Jews, and gays with a passion!

Exhibit B:



Republican religious leader, Pat Robertson, Bible thumper extraordinaire

Finally, there are people who will do anything that is the exact opposite of what they would do, if it didn't benefit blacks, Jews, Arabs and pretty anybody that they're against on the basis that these types of people scare them. They're called Republicans (or racists) and though they tend to be your resident KKK klansmen, they can also look like this

Exhibit C:



Don't be fooled; he's probably at least prejudiced against not only "dangerous" minorities, but poor people as well

As you can tell, being a minority in this country, I don't have a favorable view of Republicans. They haven't done anything for me since Abe Lincoln freed the slaves a hot minute ago. This one time, a girl I worked with told me I should vote Republican because of the tax cuts I would get if I became rich, because I was trying to become a songwriter at the time. Well, I'm still not rich and 4 years later, this country has become a crap hole. How did voting for Dubya work out for her, I wonder? Did she use that tax cut she got for the betterment of mankind or for herself?