Internet (Including BBW) Models
In joining groups on the internet, you will often times "get" promo (mass) email messages sent to you from people in the porn industry, usually along the lines of "join my website", "see me at this club November 5th", or something like that.
Exhibit A:
One way porn stars try to make money off the stupid, promoting websites with "exclusive pics" they'll be able to get after some moron pays and lets people have them
I have no problem with people getting money (thought this isn't how I would do it), but I don't think I'm in the business of boosting some ex-stripper's ego, nor am I trying to be responsible for a BBW being lazy and not getting a job like everybody else, but gets her bills paid anyway because she's got so many horny (and crazy ass) people gassing her after she put her double F tits on the internet.
That's not all. Sometimes, I even get these emails from porno chicks, asking for dudes to feed their ego and buy them underwear or whatever; the nerve to ask me to come up off of my hard-earned stacks to give a woman I'm not even smashing gifts! And some of them actually do it! Some of the BBW's ask for guys to buy their (used) underwear! Yeah, I know, gross! I tell you, the nerve of some people.
Exhibit B:
"My birthday is tomorrow, hint hint. Also, please buy my unwashed, smelly, clap-infested, piss-drenched draws. It's for a good cause, me being able to make my tits bigger after eating at McDonalds so I can ask you to pay again to see my e-tits on webcam! I'm so hot right now"
Newly added as of today, Sunday November 30, 2008:
So today, I go on AOHell Instant Messenger and I get blindsided by the following "conversation":
Exhibit C:
The first instance of an online "street team" that I've seen in a while...
Apparently, this chick is so hot, I don't even need to vote for her; she has her own online street team, so what would be the point in me voting for her if she has it like that already? She seems to be looking for that oh, so gratifying boost to her ego and self-esteem.
I guess people with big asses and good head skill need money too; I mean, they weren't good enough for Hollywood, because if they were, they'd be doing that instead of sucking dick and taking one in the ass for a few dollars to put in the Honda Accord.
Exhibit A:
One way porn stars try to make money off the stupid, promoting websites with "exclusive pics" they'll be able to get after some moron pays and lets people have them
I have no problem with people getting money (thought this isn't how I would do it), but I don't think I'm in the business of boosting some ex-stripper's ego, nor am I trying to be responsible for a BBW being lazy and not getting a job like everybody else, but gets her bills paid anyway because she's got so many horny (and crazy ass) people gassing her after she put her double F tits on the internet.
That's not all. Sometimes, I even get these emails from porno chicks, asking for dudes to feed their ego and buy them underwear or whatever; the nerve to ask me to come up off of my hard-earned stacks to give a woman I'm not even smashing gifts! And some of them actually do it! Some of the BBW's ask for guys to buy their (used) underwear! Yeah, I know, gross! I tell you, the nerve of some people.
Exhibit B:
"My birthday is tomorrow, hint hint. Also, please buy my unwashed, smelly, clap-infested, piss-drenched draws. It's for a good cause, me being able to make my tits bigger after eating at McDonalds so I can ask you to pay again to see my e-tits on webcam! I'm so hot right now"
Newly added as of today, Sunday November 30, 2008:
So today, I go on AOHell Instant Messenger and I get blindsided by the following "conversation":
Exhibit C:
The first instance of an online "street team" that I've seen in a while...
Apparently, this chick is so hot, I don't even need to vote for her; she has her own online street team, so what would be the point in me voting for her if she has it like that already? She seems to be looking for that oh, so gratifying boost to her ego and self-esteem.
I guess people with big asses and good head skill need money too; I mean, they weren't good enough for Hollywood, because if they were, they'd be doing that instead of sucking dick and taking one in the ass for a few dollars to put in the Honda Accord.
posted by Chosen One at
11:09 PM
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