Cockteases (Of Any and All Kinds)

Fellas, has this ever happened to you? You get with a woman, she's flirting, laughing, talking toy you about this and that. You notice she's not wearing a wedding ring so you make your move and she says "I'm flattered, but...I'm married." It happened to me exactly like that just last week! To be sure, it was simply the best...waste of time...ever! Women such as this:

• Always have to be the center of attention 24/7
• Love to flirt and wear revealing clothes most of the time
• Are very touchy feely, like to hug, and will "innocently" graze against other people's bodies
• Have tramp stamps and other tattoos in very appropriate places, that guys will get ice cold stares at you if they dare to look
• Do not wear wedding rings in public and will talk to you all day but when you ask for her number, she says stuff like "I'm married"
• Will act like what they do is simply "being friendly", when they get called on it, but always know exactly what they're doing the entire time
  

Exhibit A:



What's in fashion for cockteases in the 2000's. If you get caught looking, it's not a great look. Apparently, a tattoo "artist" can scribble all over a female's back, but if you look at it you're a perv.

The other day, Mine is a double threat; she's also a cockblocker too! I told my cousin about this one (and the aforementioned married one) the other day, and he reminded me that that girls just want to have fun, but if there other men like me out there, they don't like being jerked around because women get bored and love to play mind games. Personally, if a woman tries to get off on messing with my head, she will get shut down and I'll flip the script and start messing with another woman.

I did that, and this cocktease/cockblocker now won't stay off my nuts; every time I go out with another female, she shoots me a text message and whines that she's lonely and in need of a friend. Yeah, go play in a busy street during rush hour and stop trying to mess up what I've got going here. I'm busy and I'll hit you up when I'm bored...maybe...

Let this be a lesson to you, ladies. If you overplay your hand, you can (and will) lose it all. Don't screw it up!