Cigarette Breaks

You've all seen it: those several people who come into work smoking like a car on fire, complete with clothes that smell like cigarette smoke and breath smelling like ass like an hour after arriving to work, are in desperate need of a "smoke break". Are you fucking kidding me?! Seriously! You just sat your ass down and already you need a break??? From what? For what?

While these people take their break, their work stays undone, while they stand outside, sometimes in the freezing cold attempting to make smoke rings and hack up greenish colored loogies! While they say they're going to quit, us folks who decided not to be addicted to the cancer sticks, because we like breathing normally, and smelling good get penalized for being healthy! How fair is that?

Exhibit A:



This is what you might catch me doing during a "smoke break"

Sometimes, smokers have the nerve to complain that they've been addicted to cigs since they were teenagers, all while standing out side going through a cigarette each break (usually once every hour)! Smokers get rewarded for slowly killing themselves with cancer sticks; they get all these breaks while I have to be constantly working, so you know what I do? I carry my happy ass outside and break with them! I dare somebody to say something!